I found this as a draft in my posts, so i decided to confuse you all with it! I don’t even know what it is!! Enjoy!
You should have like 5 friends to do this along with you. You call a person and go, “Hey, uhm, is there a Joey here?” Well, obviously, there isn’t a Joey so the person will go, “No, you’ve got the wrong number! There is no Joey here.” And then let your friend do it (but change it a little like, “May I speak to Joey?”) and at the end of the day (Okay, maybe like at 9 pm) you go, “Hey, this is Joey. Have you taken any messages for me?”
(Works best if u get an answering machine) Hello this is (make up a name) I live across the street from you… we just moved in not too long ago. But we called to say your llama is in my pool and its hair is clogging the filter… so if you could just please remove your llama from my swimming pool…. Then yell NO DO NOT EAT THE DOG!!!! Then have a friend in the background talk in a 4 year olds voice and say MOMMY MOMMY HES DROWNING!!! then you say i gotta go get the llama a floatie… call me back bye
(hold your nose while u say this it sounds funny)
